09/10/06
Q: Weren't you supposed to do one of these every day, you slacker??
A: Holy crap! The KFC Chicken Snacker now comes with CHEESE on it and it's still only 99 cents!! We are living in the greatest utopia that history has ever known! This is now a world where anyone with a pocketful of change can buy a hearty sandwich that is made not only with a generous portion of chicken, a bakery fresh bun and crisp lettuce, but delicious, melted cheese as well? MY GOD!!!
* end diversion *
06/19/06
Q: Favorite redundant phrase?
A: Crazy maniac
06/11/06
Q: Grass or turf?
A: Grass
06/10/06
Q: Abercormbie and Fitch or Urban Outfitters?
A: Are you serious?
06/09/06
Q: Favorite DVD?
A: Disc Three of The Critic box set.
06/08/06
Q: What has two thumbs and loves freedom?
A: Who's writing these questions?
06/07/06
Q: Coke or Pepsi?
A: Does this question really give you any insight into my psyche? Next.
06/06/06
Q: Biggest pet peeve about your TV?
A: For most channels, Volume 7 is too quiet and Volume 8 is too loud.
06/05/06
Q: Favorite part of The Da Vinci Code?
A: Professor Langdon and Sophie pull up to the Rosalyn Chapel on the verge of momentous, potentially world-changing discoveries. They jump out of the car and Langdon procedes to lock it with the key fob. The car makes the *chirp chirp* sound.
06/04/06
Q: Jewel case or digipak?
A: Jewel case
06/03/06
Q: Baseball dexterousness?
A: Bats: Right, Throws: Right
06/02/06
Q: Favorite fruit?
A: The peach.
06/01/06
Q: Favorite Nintendo game?
A: RBI Baseball
05/31/06
Q: Brand of mouse?
A: Logitech
05/30/06
Q: Top 3 favorite sodas?
A: Boylan's Cherry Soda, Peach Fresca, Orange Fanta
05/29/06
Q: Paper or plastic?
A: Paper
05/28/06
Q: Favorite color?
A: Yellow
